THE BIG HIT ** (out of four) -a review by Bill Chambers (wchamber@netcom.ca)
starring Mark Wahlberg, Lou Diamond Phillips, China Chow, Avery Brooks written by Ben Ramsey directed by Che-Kirk Wong
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I'm pooping on my own party here: THE BIG HIT lifted my spirits in a way I didn't expect it to. Honestly, I didn't expect it to lift my spirits at all, on the basis of the trailer (next time, preview-copy writers, please refrain from trumpeting 'by the creators of Broken Arrow') and a general wariness of '90s hitman-chic: though I sort of liked THE BIG HIT, one more movie about loveable "cleaners" and I'll be psychotically climbing a Hollywood water tower or two. THE BIG HIT, despite being choice time-filler/killer, is a bit too self-aware of--yet not clever enough in handling--its own fashionably ironic core to be recommended.
Wahlberg stars as Melvin Smiley, ostensibly the leader of a team of assassins who so wants to be universally adored that he lets people walk all over him between jobs: a cohort (Phillips), wrongfully claims Smiley's bonus pay, and Smiley doesn't object; one of his girlfriends (Lela Rochon) is practically extorting him to support her own illicit affair; another girlfriend (Christina Applegate) invites her obnoxious parents down for the weekend against his wishes. Eventually, Smiley's insecurity makes him the target of someone else's fix: in agreeing to look after Phillips' kidnap victim (the adorable Chow-- mayhaps it's the private school uniform), his own boss--the victim's godfather--orders Smiley dead.
The script for THE BIG HIT plays as if it was written by a sixteen year old. One hitman (Bokeem Woodbine) explains that he only discovered masturbation in his twenties, and a running gag has him constantly flexing and pumping the muscles of his right arm. An old Chinese businessman has lost his life-savings financing the most expensive film ever made: a trashy drama written, directed by, and starring himself, entitled, amusingly, "Taste The Golden Spray". The shooting and fighting sequences--and everything in between-- essentially satirize the hokiest Hong Kong action movies, but without subtlety or focus. Asian directors such as John Woo, Ringo Lam, et. al, ushered an era into their homeland: rendering virtually all their characters expendable, they rediscovered the poetry in a gun-battle not seen since the heyday of Sam Peckinpah. The copycats, the bubble-gum wacky killers on the lam movies are what THE BIG HIT more closely resembles-- rather, parodies--and only one scene really stands out as genuinely sharp: a Mexican stand-off, recently fodder for the likes of Eastern-inspired Tarantino, here takes place at a kosher dinner, with drunken Elliot Gould vomiting on the killers between rounds.
Most Jackie Chan movies are crowd-pleasers precisely because they simultaneously send- up the Martial Arts genre yet stand out as fine examples from it. THE BIG HIT features a few ridiculous, choppy gunfights and an immature script to connect the scenes. Had it been either more action-packed or intelligent, it would amount to more than just spoofing and riffing. As it is, the performances are engaging, and it's fast-paced enough, but a big hit I suspect it will not be.
-April, 1998
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