Can't Hardly Wait (1998)

reviewed by
Jamie Peck


CAN'T HARDLY WAIT Reviewed by Jamie Peck


Rating: **1/2 (out of ****) Columbia / 1:36 / 1998 / PG-13 Cast: Ethan Embry; Jennifer Love Hewitt; Charlie Korsmo; Lauren Ambrose; Seth Green; Peter Facinelli; Jenna Elfman; Jerry O'Connell; Michelle Brookhurst; Melissa Joan Hart Director: Harry Elfont; Deborah Kaplan Screenplay: Harry Elfont; Deborah Kaplan
Slasher flicks and teen comedies are probably the most well-known cinematic staples of the 1980s, and their mainstream potency is still being tested today. The "Scream" franchise may have boldly reinvented the former, but throwbacks to the latter like "Can't Hardly Wait" aren't so much of a revelation. The film doesn't put a new spin on its subgenre so much as it repackages bits and pieces of its '80s predecessors and peppers the proceedings with many timely pop culture quips. But however familiar or shallow things get, an extraordinarily appealing cast runs to the rescue; if "Can't Hardly Wait" comes close to working, it's in a large part due to its ready-for-"Tiger Beat" players. These mostly fresh faces really liven up some otherwise lackluster action.

Most of the action takes place at a big bash to celebrate Huntington High School's graduation day. Attending the beer- and sex-soaked festivities are our six main teenagers -- requisite nice guy Preston (Ethan Embry), prom queen Amanda (Jennifer Love Hewitt), star jock Mike (Peter Facinelli), acerbic wit Denise (Lauren Ambrose), white "homeboy" Kenny (Seth Green) and unpopular brainiac William (Charlie Korsmo). Kenny, hoping to hook up with a girl and lose his virginity, ends up bonding with Denise, who's present out of emotional support for Preston, who wants tell Amanda of his longtime crush on her. Amanda has just broken up with Mike, who's been tormenting William, who will seek revenge against Mike before the night is over. Did you get all that?

Actually, the gossipy character interaction that composes "Can't Hardly Wait"'s various story threads ring true for the most part. (Gosh, I was there only two years ago!) It's within the characters themselves where the movie begins to falter. That they're walking, talking stereotypes really doesn't matter; this seems like a deliberate effort on the part of co-directors and -writers Harry Elfont and Deborah Kaplan to emanate such "classics" as "The Breakfast Club." But they fail to make their entire contemporary cross-section of young people completely interesting. Both Michael and William are crudely rendered, and their conflict, particularly how it ends, is pretty revolting. The Preston-Amanda romance (or lack thereof) is supposed to be Wait's main event, but it's hard to care much about either person.

Preston is solely defined by his affection for Amanda, while, in turn, all she does throughout the film is mope and pout. The would-be relationship somehow manages to click despite the strange, hindering oversight that we're never allowed to see why she's so special to him. This is not because we root for Preston, but because we root for Ethan Embry, whose endearing, natural and occasionally goofy charm makes up for his alter-ego's lack of distinction. Embry ("That Thing You Do!") does a fine job of getting the audience to identify with the anxiety, longing, hesitancy and heartbreak of first love; if only his Preston were fully fleshed-out, he'd be worth following into a "Can't Hardly Wait" spin-off feature.

On the other hand, Denise and Kenny already are; when the film eventually breaks up into several superimposing stories, it is only theirs that crackles with the completely realized good-time vibe that Elfont and Kaplan were probably going for -- and that's very likely because Lauren Ambrose and Seth Green have a great deal of fun bringing to life the most comedically vibrant party patrons here. So, while the material is distinctly uneven, these winning performers, their occasionally winning characters and smattering of winning moments make the whole package not much of a chore to endure. "Can't Hardly Wait" is a decent attempt to make a film that definitively encapsulates a decade's worth of teen fads and attitudes. It's just too bad the far more successful "Clueless" beat it to the punch three summers ago.


© 1998 Jamie Peck E-mail: jpeck1@gl.umbc.edu Visit the New and Improved Reel Deal Online: http://www.gl.umbc.edu/~jpeck1/ "Suggestions, please, for the fourth movie in the series. How about 'Look Who's Talking Back,' in which the audience gets its turn?" -- Roger Ebert on "Look Who's Talking Now"


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