Message In a Bottle (1999)
Warner Brothers; rated PG-13 (mild violence, sexual situations); 132 minutes
Director: Luis Mandoki
Screenplay: Gerald Di Pego (from the novel by Nicholas Sparks)
Cast: Kevin Costner, Robin Wright-Penn, Paul Newman, Illeana Douglas, Robbie Coltrane, Jesse James, John Savage.
Review By: Geoff Berkshire
Star Rating: * (out of ****)
I'm not an overly cynical guy. There have been many glossy Hollywood romances that have carried me away with their romanticism over the years. However, I have my limits and I also have standards. This brings us to the subject at hand: Message In a Bottle, the big ticket romance that Warner Brothers' unleashed upon the movie going public just in time for Valentine's Day.
The story, what little of it that there is, involves boring Chicago Tribune reporter Theresa Osborne (Robin Wright-Penn) dealing with her recent divorce and trying to raise her young son Jason (Jesse James). During a brief stay somewhere in New England she finds the titular message in a bottle while on a morning run by the ocean. The letter, written to a mystery woman named Catherine, instantly captivates her. Upon her return, Theresa shares it with her best friend Lina (Illeana Douglas), her boss Charlie (Robbie Coltrane), and the entire city of Chicago (the newspaper publishes an article about it).
It turns out that the message was written by grieving widower Garret Blake (Kevin Costner) and so Theresa travels to North Carolina and tracks him down. He turns out to have a colorful father (Paul Newman) but is otherwise perfectly dull and overly obsessed with sailing. This is somehow attractive to Theresa and the two begin their awkward courtship. Of course she doesn't tell him that she found his letter, she wants to but the rules of this type of film require him to find out later (preferably right after they first make love). This way Garret can get very angry and the relationship can be threatened.
The discovery of the message and Garret's discovery that Theresa discovered the message are really the only two noteworthy events that happen during the nearly two and a quarter hour running time of this film. There's a truly lame subplot about Garret's relationship with his dead wife's family (he gets into a bar fight with her brother, played by John Savage) and then the necessary tear-jerking ending. A fun way to pass the time is to take bets on exactly who will die, although it becomes pretty clear by the second reel. The actual death sequence is one of the most ridiculously forced, and unintentionally humorous, sequences filmed since... well, since Costner's The Postman (1997).
Message In a Bottle is one slow moving film. Last year audiences were offered endurance tests such as The Horse Whisperer and Meet Joe Black but both of those films resemble Jerry Bruckheimer productions next to this. They also had redeeming qualities in the form of quality performances and some stand out technical work.
Message In a Bottle has a decent enough cast but they're fighting the material all the way, and losing badly. Costner and, especially, Wright-Penn are both likable and attractive enough to cheer for but their characters are simply too boring. They also fail to generate any kind of real romantic chemistry.
The supporting players are given very little to do. The reliable Douglas is particularly wasted. Old pro Newman gives his all and occasionally threatens to kick some life into this dead horse of a film. A confrontational scene he has with Costner near the end is especially well played. However, too frequently he just reminds us how unexciting our lead characters are.
The film is very polished on the technical side to be sure but it only works to undercut the story. Gabriel Yared, who previously set the romantic moods of The English Patient (1996) and City of Angels (1998) with his scores, overdoes it a bit here. Caleb Deschanel's camera makes everything look a little too beautiful. Do the offices of the Chicago Tribune really need to look heavenly? The editing by Steven Weisberg is troubling not only considering all that could have been cut out but is also simply messy at times.
The real offender here is screenwriter Gerald Di Pego. Working from a best- selling novel by Nicholas Sparks (which I have not read but have been told is on the same literary level as The Bridges of Madison County), Di Pego creates one of the most uninspired scripts of recent times. Its strict adherence to clichés brings to mind such disasters as I Still Know What You Did Last Summer (1998). There simply isn't an original scene in this film. The dialogue is rarely better than laughable and this is only accentuated by the excessively long pauses every character takes while speaking.
This is director Mandoki's first film since When a Man Loves a Woman (1994), the solid Meg Ryan/Andy Garcia romance. He's simply going through the motions with this.
Message In a Bottle is easily the worst of the several romantic offerings available in theaters at the moment and vies with What Dreams May Come (1998) as one of the most misguided romances of the decade.
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