THE RAGE: CARRIE 2 (M). (MGM/UA/UIP) Director: Katt Shea Stars: Emily Bergl, Jason London, Dylan Bruno, Amy Irving, Zachery Ty Bryan, J Smith-Cameron, John Doe, Gordon Clapp, Rachel Blanchard, Charlotte Ayanna, Justin Urich, Mena Suvari, Elijah Craig, Eddie Kaye Thomas, Clint Jordan, Steven Ford, Kate Skinner, Katt Shea Running time: 104 minutes.
The scene: the offices of MGM/UA studios in Hollywood, sometime last year. We are privy to a rare conversation between two production executives.
"We've got a pretty thin slate this year until the next Bond film comes out. What can we do to beef it up a little?"
"Sequels and remakes always do reasonable business."
"Yes, but we've already done The Mod Squad, and we've still got the remake of The Thomas Crown Affair on the way."
"Why not do another, but let's call it a sequel, just to be different."
"I know the perfect film, too! Remember that fantastic horror film from 1976. That one about the tormented adolescent with telekinetic powers who destroyed her school on prom night. That one that made the reputations of both Brian De Palma and Stephen King? What was it called... Carrie? It's old enough now that most of today's audiences probably won't have seen it, or won't remember it."
"So, what's the hook?"
"We set it 20 years later, and we bring back Amy Irving's character. She was the only one to survive that spectacular conflagration. We make her a guidance counsellor at her old high school. She can recognise the telekinetic powers in another outcast, and try and prevent another disaster."
"And, as an added twist, we'll make the new kid the illegitimate daughter of Carrie's father, a sort of half- sister. Things will escalate until she erupts and unleashes her full fury."
"We'll get some unknown actress to play our heroine."
"This will be her big break, just like the original was for Sissy Spacek!"
"And let's have the football jocks be her tormentors. They're playing a kinky and cruel game whereby they score points for seducing various girls at school."
"And we'll have our spunky male hero also an innocent victim of a prank organised by a vindictive student."
"Yeah! Our film will really explore the bitchy politics, the cliques and social undercurrents that are an integral part of contemporary high school life."
"But, hasn't that angle already been explored ad nauseam already this year? What with Jawbreaker, 10 Things I Hate About You, She's All That, Cruel Intentions, and even Never Been Kissed?"
"Yeah, but they were all comedies. This will be a horror story for adolescents."
"You mean like Scream and I Know What You Did Last Summer and that ilk?"
"Yes, but without the scary bits."
"And we've got to have a scary coda. Like that final scene in Carrie when the bloodied hand reaches out of the grave and grabs Amy Irving's arm, and it turns out to be a dream. I really jumped at that bit."
"Even if that sort of thing has now become a cliché and not terribly scary?"
"Yes, we've got to have that. Audiences expect that sort of thing nowadays."
"Will we have some big names in the cast? I mean the original had people like Sissy Spacek, John Travolta and William Katt before they really became famous."
"Well, we could have a tv star in it. What about that kid from Home Improvement?"
"You mean Jonathan Taylor Thomas? He'd be a big name and would draw in the female demographic."
"No, I was thinking of that other one, the guy who plays Brad. Zachery Ty Bryan."
"He'll be great, especially when cast against type as a villainous sort. And we'll have lots of fresh young faces play the rest of the students."
"Will we show the script to Stephen King first for approval?"
"No, he'd just hate it and what we've done to his story. And he'd probably want to direct. We all know what happened with Maximum Overdrive!"
"So who will we get to direct?"
"Probably a woman, who will bring an added dimension to the horror genre. Someone who has made a few teen flicks and has indy credibility. And most importantly, someone with a unique visual style - lots of moving cameras, flashy and atmospheric switches between colour and black and white. Someone whose pretentious style will distract from the lack of originality and credibility and the ham fisted performances of the cast."
"I think we have a real winner here!"
Cut to the present day. Distressed film reviewer wakes up in a darkened cinema with the credits rolling across the screen, hoping that it was all just a bad dream. No! Unfortunately, it was a very bad film!
* [Trivia footnote: Elijah Craig, who plays a small role in the film, is the son of dual Oscar-winning actress Sally Field.] greg king http://www.netau.com.au/gregking
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