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Susan Granger's review of "THE BACHELOR" (New Line Cinema)
There have been a number wedding-theme'd comedies like "Runaway Bride" and "The Best Man" but this is the weakest of the group. Chris O'Donnell plays a billiards heir who realizes that it's time to give up his beloved bachelor status and make a commitment to the photographer, Renee Zellweger ("Jerry Maguire"), whom he's been dating for three years. But when the moment to propose occurs, O'Donnell lamely grins at her, offering an engagement ring, saying, "You win." Offended by his ambivalence and obvious insincerity, she leaves him flat. Shortly thereafter, he discovers he will lose his grandfather's (Peter Ustinov) $100 million fortune if he's not married by the age of 30 - which is less than 24 hours away. So, following the advice of the family attorney (Ed Asner) and stock broker (Hal Holbrook), he desperately arranges for a priest (James Cromwell) to wait in the limousine, ready to perform a quickie ceremony, while he rides around San Francisco looking for a bride. Mariah Carey, Brooke Shields, and Jennifer Esposito pop up in cameos as his former girlfriends. His buddy (Artie Lange) spills the dilemma to the newspaper which results in a climactic stampede of 1,000 wannabe brides clad in white gowns. "It's like Larry King's living room!" Lange quips. The screenplay by Steve Cohen was adapted from Buster Keaton's "Second Chances" (1925) with a nod to "Brewster's Millions" (1945) in which an ordinary guy had to spend $1 million in a month in order to receive a major inheritance. And director Gary Sinyor ("Stiff Upper Lips") must be an ardent fan of over-acting. On the Granger Movie Gauge of 1 to 10, "The Bachelor" is a totally predictable, pre-feminist 4 until, finally, the bland "hero" realizes the non-materialistic merits of matrimony.
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