THE NEXT BEST THING
A film review by Christopher Null
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Can it really have been 2 long years since THE OBJECT OF MY AFFECTION made us laugh and cry with its tale of two best friends (an unlucky in love gal and her gay male roommate) and how they decide to have a baby together? Er... so we didn't laugh. And we didn't cry. And THE NEXT BEST THING takes us there once again, with an even lamer attempt at making "The Oddest Couple Has a Baby."
Fortunately, THE NEXT BEST THING covers very different ground than AFFECTION. Unfortunately, that ground turns out to be providing a platform for Madonna to sing, to show off her yoga skills, and To Show You How Much She Can E-Mote During Her Di-A-Logue, all while affecting a slight (yet very pretentious) British accent. Get outta the way, people, Madonna's gonna act!!! And it isn't going to be pretty. (See also: EVITA.)
Rupert Everett tries to be a good sport, but he mainly serves as a punching bag for Ms. Ciccone and ends up being the butt of his own gay jokes. The movie insults his prodigious acting skills and makes a mockery of his ability.
What's worst is that viewers probably expect a romantic comedy out of this, judging from the subject matter and the trailer. Not so. While a few early scenes throw you a few bones of decent comedy, THE NEXT BEST THING rapidly turns into the least funny of scenarios: The child custody battle. Believe me, this is *not* KRAMER VS. KRAMER.
What is it, then? It's a sloppy mess of a star vehicle that will leave only Madonna's awful remake of "American Pie" as its legacy. And as Don McLean said in his song, boy is this levy dry.
RATING: **
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\ **** Good, memorable film \
\ *** Average, hits and misses \
\ ** Sub-par on many levels \
\ * Unquestionably awful \
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MPAA Rating: R
Director: John Schlesinger Producer: Leslie Dixon, Linne Radmin, Tom Rosenberg Writer: Tom Ropelewski Starring: Rupert Everett, Madonna, Benjamin Bratt, Michael Vartan, Josef Sommer, Lynn Redgrave
http://www.nextbestthingmovie.com/
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