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Susan Granger's review of "THE FLINTSTONES IN VIVA ROCK VEGAS" (Universal)
Hey, if George Lucas can do a "Star Wars" prequel, why not The Flintstones? This prehistoric, live-action prequel goes back to the bachelor days of Fred Flintstone (Mark Addy) and Barney Rubble (Stephen Baldwin), showing how they court and marry Wilma Slaghoople (Kristen Johnston) and her room-mate, Betty O'Shale (Jane Krakowski), respectively. It turns out that curvaceous Wilma's the daughter of doddering Col. Slaghoople (Harvey Korman) and snooty, snobbish Pearl Slaghoople (Joan Collins) who want her to marry Chip Rockefeller (Thomas Gibson), the suave, sneaky scion of a respectable old-money family who wants to use the Slaghoople fortune to pay off a mob debt. But Wilma loves blue-collar Fred, who has just secured a job at the rock quarry in Bedrock. Chip invites everyone, including Fred and Barney, to be his guests at the opening of a new resort hotel in Rock Vegas. Based on the animated Hanna-Barbera TV series, the collaborative screenplay, credited to four writers, utilizes every known prehistoric cliche, while Brian Levant's direction desperately underscores each sight gag and pun. Alan Cumming plays two roles: The Great Gazoo, a tiny, wisecracking alien who was sent to Earth to observe the mating rituals of humans, and Mick Jagged, one of Betty's suitors, while Ann-Margret warbles on the soundtrack. Problem is: it's too talky for kids - they get really restless - and too tacky for adults. At 90 minutes, it seems excruciatingly long. On the Granger Movie Gauge of 1 to 10, "The Flintstones in Viva Rock Vegas" is an exaggerated, frantic, cornball 3. If you really, really, really love the Flintstones, you're gonna enjoy this movie. If not, yabba-dabba-don't bother with this fossil.
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