Battle Arena Toshinden (1997) A movie review by Serdar Yegulalp (C) 1997 by Serdar Yegulalp
CAPSULE: B.A.T. = B.A.D.
A dirty secret must come out of the closet for this one: I own a PlayStation, and I own the series of videogames that BATTLE ARENA TOSHINDEN takes its cues from. The games are as addictive and visually seductive as anything you could ask for. They're perfect fodder for being translated into an animated feature, or a live-action one. At least so I thought.
Movies based on videogames are almost always a waste of time, but they can be fun. MORTAL KOMBAT seemed to have been about the best of the bunch, and it was as dim-domed a movie as one could have hoped for, or feared for. It was lively and well-photographed and entertaining. BAT is none of these things: a confused wreck of a story that doesn't handle any of its ingredients well, sports lackluster character design and animation, and also has one of the most unforgiveable dubbing jobs in recent history (if you watch the dubbed version).
BAT even stumbles in the setup for its thin-ice plot. One year ago, a crew of fighters were assembled from around the world to battle for supremacy by a mysterious organization. The match ended with no winners, and now all of the contestants have gone back to their lives. But one of the contestants turns up, apparently now possessed of superhuman strength and speed, and begins either kidnapping or dispatching the other fighters, and causing a good deal of havoc on the side. One of the other contestants, apparently the brother of this shadowy figure, tries to fit the pieces together.
The plot gets distressingly static very quickly. Things happen, but they don't make the story any the more interesting. There are attempts to make us care, but they fall flat. What's worse, I asked myself, a movie that doesn't have those ingredients or that includes them clumsily?
Even though it's only an hour long, this clocks in as one of the most annoyingly underweight anime I've had the displeasure of being subjected to. It's not fun to watch, it's not enthralling, and oh dear God that dubbing is enough to make you hang yourself from a shower curtain. Rent GHOST IN THE SHELL and just pretend this mess never existed.
One-half out of four fighting knives.
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